Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom
dogs dealing with cats sleeping in their beds
This has to be the cutest and saddest thing
if you need to smile, watch this
The Fugees - Killing Me Softly
Remember that time when Beyoncé did a guitar solo with her voice?
or when she called upon the father, the son, and the holy voice to bless the harmonies?
this is why i love her bruh. which bitch u knowwww???
if I offered you $20, would you take it?
How about if I crumpled it up?
Stepped on it?
you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why?
Because it is still $20, and its worth has not changed.
The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.
if someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
Hannah Bettes at Prix de Lausanne